Vacums & Dragons Inc

08/07/08

Best anything anywhere

by TDizzleFoShizzle

Thinking of going to visit your grandma? Screw that! Wanna eat a delectable steak? Eat my fist! No place on Earth is comparable to Vacums and Dragons. From machines creating suctions by utilization of low pressure and oversized fire breathing reptiles, they have everything you want. They are so awesome, they already had intercourse with your mom and are, in fact, your father.

• Pros: Made me hard, made you hard, made your mom hard. Vacums and Dragons CAN divide by 0
• Cons: Too many pros